i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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