I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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