I must be too annoying 4 u.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
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took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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