Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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