U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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