I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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