whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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