woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
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I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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