How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
fuck your aforementioned shoe
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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