I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
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Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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