This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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