I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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