you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I want to be your penis for a week.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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