Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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