But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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