Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Randomize
