There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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