sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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