Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
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