the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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