If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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