I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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