He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
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it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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