PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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