Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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