Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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