Your tits are I can't wait for
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Randomize