I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I lost the right to judge tonight
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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