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(973): View more from New Jersey

At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again

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(806): View more from Texas

So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.

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(706): View more from Georgia

I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.

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(530): View more from California

the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers

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(201): View more from New Jersey

he confused my yawn for an orgasm

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(443): View more from Maryland

the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.

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