I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
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