Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Randomize
