how do flat chested girls get laid?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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