How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
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Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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