in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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