Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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