I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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