what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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