Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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