No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
You did what with his pubic hair?
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