Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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