No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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