We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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