Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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