I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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