Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
