Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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