she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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