Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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