Can i not drive my cunt home
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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