how can u be prego again
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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