We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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