Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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