how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
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Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
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DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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