with your own penis?
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
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Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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