Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
