I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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