she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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