That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
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Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize