I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
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you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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