just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
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Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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